Someone split my daddy's head open with a pool cue and I jumped out and scissor kicked the culprit right in his face.
Someone split my daddy's head open with a pool cue and I jumped out and scissor kicked the culprit right in his face.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Mom says I was pretty easy (as far as childbirths go anyway) and always quiet as a baby. They were worried something was wrong 'cause I wasn't crying.
I was born with a heart defect which has sort of gotten better over the years but it's still backward and a few sizes too big.
Pike has a bear's heart!
After I popped out of my mama, the first thing she did was ask for a chocolate-covered banana.
Originally Posted by Pacific hagfish
She just had a baby! Damn, your mom works fast.
Bananas are better than bastards!
You're a bastard?
EDIT: Srry, I thought chocolate covered banana was a euphemism for a black man.
Conceived out of wedlock, baby. Yeah, my deeply religious mother loved me asking how I was born in October if she was married in June.
You aren't a bastardo!
You are obviously a Mormon-with-wonderful-family-morals sitcom baby! You came early for viewers.
Obviously not better than a chocolate banana, though.
I'm surprised you're white, and not a lovely mocha colour.Obviously not better than a chocolate banana, though.
My 3 youngest "sisters" (my parents adopted 3 of my oldest sisters kids because well that's a LONG story) & they are all bastards. Bastard is a terribly outdated phrase!
I much prefer lovechild.
Agreed!I much prefer lovechild.
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