Quote Originally Posted by Pacific hagfish View Post
Conceived out of wedlock, baby. Yeah, my deeply religious mother loved me asking how I was born in October if she was married in June.
Yeah I was born five months after my parents tied the knot. What's really funny is that I was aware of this my entire life but the implications of it didn't occur to me until I was like 20 because I just never thought about it.

Sometime last year my mom "admitted" to me that I was conceived out of wedlock and I was like "Yeah I did the math on that one already Mom, no big."