That awkward moment when______.

[Alpha2099]

That awkward moment when my girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend) is talking to me about something, but I zoned out because I was thinking of something else, and then she asks me a question, but I can't respond because I totally missed the conversation.

I wonder why you guys broke up.

Believe me, there were much more substantial reasons besides that.

[Quindiana Jones]

That awkward moment when someone is talking to you but you're not listening to them because you're thinking about how much you want to punch them in the face but then they ask you a question about what they were talking about and you don't know how to respond because you were pre-occupied with fantasies of face-punching.

Poor Rantz.

Not Rantz. Nice try, though! But when I talk to him face to face I don't pay attention either because I'm marveling at how tall he is. his beautiful face.

Fixed.

[Shorty]

That, too. When he puts on my make-up it's also awkward, but I can't look away.

[Quindiana Jones]

God damnit, Rantzien is a handsome man.

[Trumpet Thief]

That awkward moment when you take a nap in the middle of the day and wonder what year it is.

[Sephex]

When you apparently fart as loud as possible in your sleep and your girlfriend endlessly makes fun of you for boarding the poot poot train the next day.

Omg, Shelly is so awesome. I want to be friends with her.

But if I fart when I am awake, it's gross! WHY IS IT OKAY WHEN I AM SLEEPING?!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!

[Jiro]

That awkward moment when you take a nap in the middle of the day and wonder what year it is.

This, so badly. I have had a few instances where I fell asleep unknowingly and when I wake up I'm not really sure what's going on any more.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

When you apparently fart as loud as possible in your sleep and your girlfriend endlessly makes fun of you for boarding the poot poot train the next day.

Omg, Shelly is so awesome. I want to be friends with her.

But if I fart when I am awake, it's gross! WHY IS IT OKAY WHEN I AM SLEEPING?!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!

It's not my fault that your farts make the bed vibrate violently so of course im going to make fun of you for that.

[Jinx]

When you apparently fart as loud as possible in your sleep and your girlfriend endlessly makes fun of you for boarding the poot poot train the next day.

Omg, Shelly is so awesome. I want to be friends with her.

But if I fart when I am awake, it's gross! WHY IS IT OKAY WHEN I AM SLEEPING?!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!

It's not my fault that your farts make the bed vibrate violently so of course im going to make fun of you for that.

Be my friend.

[Wolf Kanno]

That awkward moment when you make an off color joke around someone you thought you really knew and they are completely thrown off by it, especially awkward when said person is also your boss...

That awkward moment of really belting it out in the shower cause you figure the sound of the shower itself will drown it out along with the walls, and then your roomies mention how lovely your singing voice is when you get out...

That awkward moment when you're getting rid of a body and the police show up because you left your hazard lights on your car while you were parked on the side of the road next to your local body of water....

[Rantz]

When you start telling a joke or a story and you realise halfway through that they won't get it.

When you just stabbed someone and realise it's the wrong person so you start apologising.

[Faris]

That awkward moment when you take a nap in the middle of the day and wonder what year it is.

Similarly, when you wake up and forget who else is in the room with you.

[Shattered Dreamer]

The awkward moment when at age 24 you use the phrase "totes awks awky mo mo" in a non-joking fashion & you instantly hate yourself for it :/

[Quindiana Jones]

The awkward moment when you come out of the shower smelling of mint and a group of unknown people come down the stairs and sniff you.

[Shlup]

That awkward moment when you're selling someone a hat and she asks for a military discount and you say no but then she says she's the wife of someone in the military and you still say no but then she says she's actually a widow of someone in the military and you can think of nothing acceptable to say but then she tells you to Google his name is millions-of-results common but you can't say that so you tell her to have a good day but then a few seconds later she comes back with photos of an ice cube from her daughter's soda cup at the IHOP that has the Virgin Mary frozen inside and she asks if I think that means there will be justice for her husband because she thinks so and you say totally and omg finally another customer needs help and she goes away.