That awkward moment when______.

[Shattered Dreamer]

That awkward moment when you're selling someone a hat and she asks for a military discount and you say no but then she says she's the wife of someone in the military and you still say no but then she says she's actually a widow of someone in the military and you can think of nothing acceptable to say but then she tells you to Google his name is millions-of-results common but you can't say that so you tell her to have a good day but then a few seconds later she comes back with photos of an ice cube from her daughter's soda cup at the IHOP that has the Virgin Mary frozen inside and she asks if I think that means there will be justice for her husband because she thinks so and you say totally and omg finally another customer needs help and she goes away.

If I could think of a word for a situation where the word awkward didn't quite cut it in terms of description, that story would warrant it!

[Quindiana Jones]

I've worked in a couple of stores that didn't offer military or services (NHS, Police, Fire Brigade, RNLI etc.) discount. I just gave them the student discount anyway.

[Jinx]

That awkward moment when you're selling someone a hat and she asks for a military discount and you say no but then she says she's the wife of someone in the military and you still say no but then she says she's actually a widow of someone in the military and you can think of nothing acceptable to say but then she tells you to Google his name is millions-of-results common but you can't say that so you tell her to have a good day but then a few seconds later she comes back with photos of an ice cube from her daughter's soda cup at the IHOP that has the Virgin Mary frozen inside and she asks if I think that means there will be justice for her husband because she thinks so and you say totally and omg finally another customer needs help and she goes away.

I think Shlup just ruined this thread.


what the smurf

[Værn]

That awkward moment when reading Schlup's post makes you forget when you were originally going to post.

That awkward moment when you throw a can of Mtn. Dew at your brother and he doesn't catch it.

[Jessweeee♪]

That awkward moment when you forget to tell your dorm mate that you're on video chat with your boyfriend and she starts changing her clothes.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

That awkward moment at a party when you watch someone flips their trout because apparently they walked in to some bedroom at the back of the house and catch their girlfriend/boyfriend having sex with someone else.

[Tigmafuzz]

That awkward moment at a party when you watch someone flips their tit because apparently they walked in to some bedroom at the back of the house and catch their girlfriend/boyfriend having sex with someone else.

That's more shameful and despicable than "awkward."

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I meant awkward for me and everyone else there. It's kinda one of those moments.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I would have taken pictures.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

That awkward moment when your pants end up ripping in between the legs while you are at a big gathering and not able to get a pair till you get home.

[Sephex]

That awkward moment when your pants end up ripping in between the legs while you are at a big gathering and not able to get a pair till you get home.

Yes.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

That awkward moment when your pants end up ripping in between the legs while you are at a big gathering and not able to get a pair till you get home.

Yes.

yep you were there when it happened

[Jiro]

I tore a hole in the crotch of my school pants once. Not a good feeling.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

That awkward moment when your pants end up ripping in between the legs while you are at a big gathering and not able to get a pair till you get home.

Yes.

yep you were there when it happened

Maybe you were just making sexy time pants to wear for Justin?

[Miss Lady Shelly]

That awkward moment when your pants end up ripping in between the legs while you are at a big gathering and not able to get a pair till you get home.

Yes.

yep you were there when it happened

Maybe you were just making sexy time pants to wear for Justin?

haha.. Not that time.. actually it happened on a roller coaster not sure how it happened but it is kinda funny.