That awkward moment when______.

[Sylvie]

That awkward moment when you're selling someone a hat and she asks for a military discount and you say no but then she says she's the wife of someone in the military and you still say no but then she says she's actually a widow of someone in the military and you can think of nothing acceptable to say but then she tells you to Google his name is millions-of-results common but you can't say that so you tell her to have a good day but then a few seconds later she comes back with photos of an ice cube from her daughter's soda cup at the IHOP that has the Virgin Mary frozen inside and she asks if I think that means there will be justice for her husband because she thinks so and you say totally and omg finally another customer needs help and she goes away.

That sounds hilarious.

I guess this is relevant: I was at Goodwill and there was some bitch coupling of a daughter and mother and they were looking at bras/underwear. I walked over and began to look at the underwear. They became noticeably discomforted. I worked my way quickly around the circular display of lingerie until I was right next to the mother. She whispered something to her daughter, looked at me in disgust, and walked away quickly. I couldn't help but start laughing. It was a good day, because I found a great pair of boy-shorts (wearing them now) and a black lingerie onesie. I also found Spooky by Lush on cassette for 50 cents.