Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
Speaking of retail, that awkward moment when a customer comes in and says something like "I'm back again; remember me!" and you have no idea who they are.

CUSTOMERS: I SEE HUNDREDS UPON HUNDREDS OF YOU A DAY, I DON'T REMEMBER YOU INDIVIDUALLY, SORRY.
Everyone always remembers me at stores or restaurants that I go to, even if I haven't been there in over a month, but I never remember any of them. I feel so bad that I'm apparently great at making an impression but I can't remember anyone I've only ever met once ;_;