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    That awkward moment when you're belting at the top of your lungs with your earphones in because you think you're home alone, and then your family member walks in the door. (This both ensures embarrassment AND a heart attack.)

    That awkward moment when you're Skyping with someone but you've forgotten, and walk in front of your computer in various states of undress.
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    That awkward moment when you ask someone a question and they don't answer you. Ever. Sam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz View Post
    That awkward moment when you ask someone a question and they don't answer you. Ever. Sam.
    I did, though. I said, "Sure."
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    That awkward moment when a customer asks me to look at some great used car they own immediately after they bought it, and I have to gently tell them they bought a worn out piece.

    That awkward moment after some customer, co-worker, or who ever asks me what my religion is, I say I'm atheist, they pause and say something like, "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that." and I have to respond with, "It's a point of view, not a terminal disease."

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    That awkward moment when someone is talking to you but you're not listening to them because you're thinking about how much you want to punch them in the face but then they ask you a question about what they were talking about and you don't know how to respond because you were pre-occupied with fantasies of face-punching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacific hagfish View Post
    That awkward moment when someone is talking to you but you're not listening to them because you're thinking about how much you want to punch them in the face but then they ask you a question about what they were talking about and you don't know how to respond because you were pre-occupied with fantasies of face-punching.
    Poor Rantz.
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    That awkward moment when my girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend) is talking to me about something, but I zoned out because I was thinking of something else, and then she asks me a question, but I can't respond because I totally missed the conversation.

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    When you apparently fart as loud as possible in your sleep and your girlfriend endlessly makes fun of you for boarding the poot poot train the next day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    When you apparently fart as loud as possible in your sleep and your girlfriend endlessly makes fun of you for boarding the poot poot train the next day.
    Omg, Shelly is so awesome. I want to be friends with her.
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    That awkward moment when you fall asleep early and then wake up a few hours later and think it's the next day and that you slept in so you actually call work and apologize for being late, and they have to gently tell you that it's 9pm Sunday and not 9am Monday

    (SPOILER)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    That awkward moment when you fall asleep early and then wake up a few hours later and think it's the next day and that you slept in so you actually call work and apologize for being late, and they have to gently tell you that it's 9pm Sunday and not 9am Monday

    (SPOILER)
    Way to make a good impression at your new job. x)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha2099 View Post
    That awkward moment when my girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend) is talking to me about something, but I zoned out because I was thinking of something else, and then she asks me a question, but I can't respond because I totally missed the conversation.
    I wonder why you guys broke up.
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    That awkward moment when you have to ask one of your parents to pay for a charge from a porn site, one which had no fee or money charge advertised. This was years ago but friends never let me live it down.

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    That awkward moment when you thought your phone rang but nope, no one ever calls you.

    That awkward moment in the video store when you ask the clerk about a movie from 1992 and you realize she was probably born around 1992

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pacific hagfish View Post
    That awkward moment when someone is talking to you but you're not listening to them because you're thinking about how much you want to punch them in the face but then they ask you a question about what they were talking about and you don't know how to respond because you were pre-occupied with fantasies of face-punching.
    Poor Rantz.
    Not Rantz. Nice try, though! But when I talk to him face to face I don't pay attention either because I'm marveling at how tall he is.

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