Do you have one? Can you do one? I just have plain ol' silly Standard American English and nothing else, which is quite the tragedy because then I have no way to counter-troll Huxley when he goes into full on Norn Iron mode and I can only understand 35% of what he says. (Or worse, when he goes into Estonian mode and then I understand 0% of it.)

Supposedly we Westerners have a light accent though. I've yet to figure out exactly what it entails, other than some people saying ridiculous things like "BAY-g" for bag.