apples and carrots in the vending machine

[Sylvie]

please don't cram these products down your urethra

Don't worry, I don't even listen to her. I mean, that one song might be slightly catchy, but so is freakin' nyan cat.

baseball players, football players, basketball players, frisbee players, dads & sons are also catchy

aw f*** nice catch dude

"Great catch, son."
"You're really getting better at focusing the throw on the snap of your wrist."
"Let's go out to the store today and get you a nice mitt."

All things that your father never said to you.