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    what's the most asinine thing you've come across lately?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post
    what's the most asinine thing you've come across lately?
    What was that show where they replaced fruits and veg in the vending machine and everything went bad? My brain's telling me Tim and Eric, but my heart's saying no.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Kmart's business practices

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    this girl that works at the gas station down the street has a PT Cruiser with a pink domo-kun sticker on the back of it. it makes me angry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    What was that show where they replaced fruits and veg in the vending machine and everything went bad? My brain's telling me Tim and Eric, but my heart's saying no.
    The Office, in the Weight Loss episode. Dwight replaces all of the candy and tit with fruit and vegetables and it gets flies and gross and stuff. It's the first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this thread xD

    The most asinine thing I've seen today is this sign on someone's lawn in my neighborhood:

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    It makes me want to take my dog over there to evacuate his bowels just because.

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    omg, thank you Sarah. That was driving me insane. Ily <3
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    ily <3

    eric is this what your vending machine looked like


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    no i'll snap a picture tomorrow.

    there used to be muffins in there. now there's not.

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    Our vending machine has Lunchables. Guess what I eat for lunch all the damn time?

    (SPOILER)Lunchables. What did you expect?

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    It would have to be some recently changed governmental policies that effectively made me homeless around the time I graduated. It's a good thing my mother has a two-bedroomed house or I'd be royally boned right now.

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    Someone asked me today if the DIRTY DISHES sign on the dishwasher meant that the dishes inside said dishwasher were dirty.

    That was the most asinine thing that happened to me today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shlup View Post
    Our vending machine has Lunchables. Guess what I eat for lunch all the damn time?

    (SPOILER)Lunchables. What did you expect?
    That's probably one of the least cost-effective or health-effective culinary decisions you could possibly make.

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    The threads are bad on rods that were cut too short from a vendor.

    Better make you check all 241 of them just to be sure.

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    Some girl with pink hair yelled from a car "Suck my hole", and I wish I could've stopped her and said "sure".

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    A sign that said dry paint.

    But then I realized how awesome it was.

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