CAUTION - THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES
(also the bridge is out ahead)
CAUTION - THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES
(also the bridge is out ahead)
Face
ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้
They sell individually wrapped apples and oranges at our movie theater for like $5 each.
And people actually buy them.
I like Kung-Fu.
Yes, those are peanut machines.
please don't cram these products down your urethra
my neighbors were blasting this like mariachi tit and from the words they were chanting i guess the occasion was a birthday party, and i was like imagining this scenario where i would configure the instruments of my deck as necessary to allow me, once i'd jacked in, to spill a frequency through their speakers that would demand forced immediate evacuation of their assholes through their cocks, and then change it to play like ace of base or something. then i would jack out, grab a cigarette, walk out there, light up, and lean against the fence, soothed as i pull calm drags from my cigarette and observe the party writhing on the pavement in eviscerated, pain-soaked delirium to I Saw the Sign
reported
The other day I was sitting in the back porch of my parent's house. There was this party going out out of my sight, but I could hear this one loud guy.
"Free bird."
"Free bird."
"Free bird."
"Free bird."
"Free bird."
"FREE BIRD."
"FREE BIRD."
"FREE BIRD."
He was drunk and requesting a turn on a karaoke machine. He then proceeded to sing maybe four lines from the song and then kept repeating into the mic, "This is the best rock and roll song ever."
It was annoying.
That sounds hilarious.
shut the hell up
no he didn't
f*** you sylvie yes he did
we weren't playin' ball tho