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    CAUTION - THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES

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    They sell individually wrapped apples and oranges at our movie theater for like $5 each.

    And people actually buy them.
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    Yes, those are peanut machines.

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    please don't cram these products down your urethra

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    my neighbors were blasting this like mariachi tit and from the words they were chanting i guess the occasion was a birthday party, and i was like imagining this scenario where i would configure the instruments of my deck as necessary to allow me, once i'd jacked in, to spill a frequency through their speakers that would demand forced immediate evacuation of their assholes through their cocks, and then change it to play like ace of base or something. then i would jack out, grab a cigarette, walk out there, light up, and lean against the fence, soothed as i pull calm drags from my cigarette and observe the party writhing on the pavement in eviscerated, pain-soaked delirium to I Saw the Sign


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylvie View Post
    please don't cram these products down your urethra
    Don't worry, I don't even listen to her. I mean, that one song might be slightly catchy, but so is freakin' nyan cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
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    please don't cram these products down your urethra
    Don't worry, I don't even listen to her. I mean, that one song might be slightly catchy, but so is freakin' nyan cat.
    baseball players, football players, basketball players, frisbee players, dads & sons are also catchy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post
    what's the most asinine thing you've come across lately?
    >healthy food instead of the trout that makes you all americans obese
    >asinine
    pick one
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    The other day I was sitting in the back porch of my parent's house. There was this party going out out of my sight, but I could hear this one loud guy.

    "Free bird."
    "Free bird."
    "Free bird."
    "Free bird."
    "Free bird."
    "FREE BIRD."
    "FREE BIRD."
    "FREE BIRD."

    He was drunk and requesting a turn on a karaoke machine. He then proceeded to sing maybe four lines from the song and then kept repeating into the mic, "This is the best rock and roll song ever."

    It was annoying.

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    That sounds hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylvie View Post
    please don't cram these products down your urethra
    Don't worry, I don't even listen to her. I mean, that one song might be slightly catchy, but so is freakin' nyan cat.
    baseball players, football players, basketball players, frisbee players, dads & sons are also catchy
    aw f*** nice catch dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by balloon View Post
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    please don't cram these products down your urethra
    Don't worry, I don't even listen to her. I mean, that one song might be slightly catchy, but so is freakin' nyan cat.
    baseball players, football players, basketball players, frisbee players, dads & sons are also catchy
    aw f*** nice catch dude
    "Great catch, son."
    "You're really getting better at focusing the throw on the snap of your wrist."
    "Let's go out to the store today and get you a nice mitt."

    All things that your father never said to you.

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    please don't cram these products down your urethra
    Don't worry, I don't even listen to her. I mean, that one song might be slightly catchy, but so is freakin' nyan cat.
    baseball players, football players, basketball players, frisbee players, dads & sons are also catchy
    aw f*** nice catch dude
    "Great catch, son."
    "You're really getting better at focusing the throw on the snap of your wrist."
    "Let's go out to the store today and get you a nice mitt."

    All things that your father never said to you.
    Nah, he said "great catch, son."

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    shut the hell up

    no he didn't

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    f*** you sylvie yes he did

    we weren't playin' ball tho

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