Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
Fart glitter. Because those paper things in confetti taste gross. No one would really know you were farting glitter as long as you were wearing pants.
Come on now, lady. What if you're wearing a skirt, or a dress? EVERYONE WOULD KNOW but girls don't fast so I guess it's not a problem

Burp confetti, because it would be like always having a party.