Would you rather...

[G13]

Magical dutch oven indeed.

[Manny]

Fart glitter. Because those paper things in confetti taste gross. No one would really know you were farting glitter as long as you were wearing pants.

But what's the point of producing glitter if you can't share it with the world!

[Sephex]

Burp confetti. That way I can see all the action!

[Jessweeee♪]

Burp confetti. Every soda is a celebration!

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Burp confetti

[OmegaSlayer]

It's better to burp and taste than fart and waste it

[Shlup]

Anyone who picks' "fart glitter" is an idiot. You fart way more than you burp, and glitter would be just everywhere all the time. I'm sure having that stuck in your pants all day would get itchy, and there's no way you could wipe it all off.

Horrible. Just horrible.