My Back Hurts.

[Pike]

Your back will feel much better at the end of the week. It probably hurts a little more than it should right now because you're still sorta recovering from the previous week. It'll get easier as you go along.

I once knew a guy who was Peter Pan at Disneyland for a few years and he had all sorts of fun tales about how he had to wear three layers of green tights so he leg hairs wouldn't poke out and that sort of thing.

...Why didn't he just shave his legs?

I dunno, he probably thought his friends would laugh at him or something. Who knows.

He also apparently dated half the female Disney characters in the park or something. He had some great stories.