All I've had today is a nectarine, a giant pickle, and a martini. Does that count as fasting?
Well under Muslim terms, the martini broke your fast, or this fast wouldn't count. Mainly because we're not supposed to intake alcohol in the first place.
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.