Insults that have gone wrong but became funny at the end.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

He's simply the bwerst

I thought that was a type of sausage?

[Loony BoB]

Back in the day, DK and I would spend our time creatively insulting each other. The rating method for the insults was how mandy D's there were on an xD.

[Jiro]

Very accurate form of measurement. I also like the garner how funny I am by the number of Ds on an xD when returned. Except for those weird people who don't ever use more than one. Godddamn them.

[Tigmafuzz]

Except for those weird people who don't ever use more than one. Godddamn them.

I've never seen anything that warranted more than one.

[Jiro]

(I don't use more than one often either. One sums it up usually, but xDDD can be fun!!! Just like multiple !!!)

[Sephex]

A girl made fun of me for farting before. She then queefed not too long after. I then called her Queen Laqueefa.

[Iceglow]

No my dramatic pause as you put it was because I was at that time focusing on what I was doing in the game of ME3 we were playing, something to do with a smurfing banshee and close quarters lol if I remember correctly.

[Quindiana Jones]

Nope. It was a custom race map in Reach. I could take you to the exact bend I was going around. That moment is burned forever in my memory. Ah, man, I'm still laughing. xD

[Iceglow]

Nope. It was a custom race map in Reach. I could take you to the exact bend I was going around. That moment is burned forever in my memory. Ah, man, I'm still laughing. xD

Was I busy trying to shoot Paul? If so that'd account for dramatic pauses.

[Quindiana Jones]

We've already accounted for it. :

[Iceglow]

No as in when we were doing the race track was I busy shooting paul or trying to because it would totally explain a delay as I focus on putting lead in his ass.

[Psychotic]

You can't shoot while driving a Mongoose you fruit, and in that gametype you're invulnerable anyway so shooting me would have been as effective as... well... you shooting at me either way I guess. Just admit the pause was you having a cheeky wank at the thought of putting Quin in his place yet again and we can all move past this.

[Quindiana Jones]

Okay, Steve. You were "shooting at Paul".

[DK]

yeah well both of your mums were saved by a Triceratops while your dads told you of for blocking up the toilets with bog roll again so fack off pauw and quim

[ReloadPsi]

Someone suddenly sang "NEVAR TOUCHED A VAGINA!!" at me for mentioning Final Fantasy VI, for which I shot back with "You creep! You just judged my sex life on a game I played when I was eleven! Get away from me!"

Well it sure turned out funny for me :P