Tournament of the Video Game Babes

[Ultima Shadow]

It was fun when this was newish, however I don't want to see Rider repeat. But if it happens, that's cool and all.

"Ah, I get it! This is the only reason
I lost so early! If I wasn't eliminated
intentionally, I would just win it all
again too easily and take away all
the excitement! So people conspired
against me just to prevent that!"











"Agreed. After all, there's no way
I would lose so badly if it wasn't
because I've been in the top so
much already and people want
to see more diversity."











"Yes, that's it! It's not that we're
less popular now or anything. We
are simply too good to compete
in this tournament!"











"In fact... I believe that every
single person who voted against us
did so knowing the tournament would
turn out exactly the same as the last
one otherwise. In other words, we got
eliminated only because of how totally
unmatched our beauty really is!"











"When put that way... being eliminated
proves our worth more than winning the
whole tournament would have done!"