RAMP SEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[G13]

I knew a guy once

And he knew a guy, who knew a guy, who knew a girl, who'd only heard about this legend of a man named Rantz.

Well the legend is no more apparently! Who thought to remove this king of men from power and NOT notify the public? Quite a shock to receive after returning from my journey West.

DIDYOUKNOW that Rantz is Swedish!? Let me answer for you: YES!

BUTDIDYOUKNOW that Rantz was never a Knight!? He was born an admin.

DIDYOUKNOW he once punched a shark? Right in the nose!

DIDYOUKNOW Rantz used to hang out with a skeleton man? It was his best friend in the whole world. We thought it was weird. We laughed at him.

He laughed at our funerals

[Miss Lady Shelly]

omg i just lost it.

[Rantz]

Little did the people know, in the Developer title lay the real powers.

Q.E.D.: Your new avatar.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

I....I just coughed up soda from laughing at this.

[G13]

Little did the people know, in the Developer title lay the real powers.

Q.E.D.: Your new avatar.

Little do you know I thoroughly enjoy this new avy because you are a gem, sir. A gem!

[Miss Lady Shelly]

and im still going to hell lol.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I missed your threads.

[Faris]

Tell me more, tell me more! Like does he have a car that goes vroom?

[Tigmafuzz]

Your new avatar looks like an aged Flying Mullet.

[Shorty]

Fuzzy, that is exactly what I thought. This is the best thread ever.

Many of you probably didn't know that Rantz cleans his toenails with his teeth.

[Sylvie]

I didn't read the OP at all, I just came in to say that I saw your avatar and for a split second I thought it was Flying Mullet making a post. I became very excited.

Then I realized it was you.

[Bunny]

This thread is bulltrout. I knew all of this already.

[Jiro]

Rantz used to help me out all the time. Whenever I was in need of a strong man to save me, he was bestmin. Whenever I had some ills that needed fixin', he was there for me. Adios, muchacho

[Sephex]

The original post almost sounds like something I would write when my occasional ambien kicks in.

[Shiny]

Rantzien once approached a whole group of Japanese school girls. He showed him his lilly white belly and they all fainted. It was way too amazing from them to comprehend.