Rantz once spent a year hunting lions in Kenya with a Maasai warrior tribe. He spooned their leader one night to stay warm.
There's really no point to this story, it's just an amusing anecdote.
Rantz once spent a year hunting lions in Kenya with a Maasai warrior tribe. He spooned their leader one night to stay warm.
There's really no point to this story, it's just an amusing anecdote.
Oh my god, what!? That's disgusting. You've got it all backwards; I clean my teeth with my toenails. Geez!Originally Posted by Shorty
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Phew, I was actually worried for a moment!
Exactly. Not many people know that it is more effective and sanitary compared to using a toothbrush.Oh my god, what!? That's disgusting. You've got it all backwards; I clean my teeth with my toenails. Geez!
I saw teeth scraping toenails. How was I supposed to know it was the other way around?
Rantzien once went into the sewers to fight a crocodile that had been terrorizing the city. Instead of fighting, they shared tea and crumpets and chatted about the nuclear overhauser effect.
Rantzien's hotness is the number one cause of global warming.
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Rantzien once taught me how to play DotA so I could get into all the crazy Swedish parties
Rantzien is a fish. I feel like a can tell you that now that he's not really gone.
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Rantz once ate a Reese's the wrong way. There were no survivors.
Eric is better than all of you.
ALL OF YOU.
the smurf did you just say
No swear filter dodging, mon cheri.
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