I knew a guy once

And he knew a guy, who knew a guy, who knew a girl, who'd only heard about this legend of a man named Rantz.

Well the legend is no more apparently! Who thought to remove this king of men from power and NOT notify the public? Quite a shock to receive after returning from my journey West.

DIDYOUKNOW that Rantz is Swedish!? Let me answer for you: YES!

BUTDIDYOUKNOW that Rantz was never a Knight!? He was born an admin.

DIDYOUKNOW he once punched a shark? Right in the nose!

DIDYOUKNOW Rantz used to hang out with a skeleton man? It was his best friend in the whole world. We thought it was weird. We laughed at him.

He laughed at our funerals