I knew a guy once
And he knew a guy, who knew a guy, who knew a girl, who'd only heard about this legend of a man named Rantz.
Well the legend is no more apparently! Who thought to remove this king of men from power and NOT notify the public? Quite a shock to receive after returning from my journey West.
DIDYOUKNOW that Rantz is Swedish!? Let me answer for you: YES!
BUTDIDYOUKNOW that Rantz was never a Knight!? He was born an admin.
DIDYOUKNOW he once punched a shark? Right in the nose!
DIDYOUKNOW Rantz used to hang out with a skeleton man? It was his best friend in the whole world. We thought it was weird. We laughed at him.
He laughed at our funerals