Life's misfortunes

**Tigmafuzz** · 08-03-2012, 02:57 AM

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I am never, ever going to get to makeout with young Bruce Willis. All of you people have nothing on me. Not a damn thing.

Old Bruce Willis > Young Bruce Willis

**escobert** · 08-03-2012, 02:58 AM

I hit a pot hole and somehow managed to bend my tie rode in my car

**G13** · 08-03-2012, 08:47 AM

White people problems.

**Jiro** · 08-03-2012, 10:07 AM

Pot holes are everybody's problem. Especially if they're due to mines.

**Criminally Vulgar** · 08-03-2012, 10:08 AM

in a way life is one big pot hole and it is our job to fill it up with cement.

**NorthernChaosGod** · 08-03-2012, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by G13

White people problems.

Well I guess none of this crap applies to me. /smug

**G13** · 08-03-2012, 05:58 PM

My laptop's battery is dying but the charger is all the way upstairs.

**Sephex** · 08-03-2012, 06:00 PM

I was way too tired when I came into work and decided to have an extra strength 5 hour energy. Now it feels like my heart is going to leap out of my chest and make some fried potatoes.

**Tigmafuzz** · 08-03-2012, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by G13

My laptop's battery is dying but the charger is all the way upstairs.

I left my phone in my room when I went to the bathroom and I was BORED THE WHOLE TIME I HAD TO POOP

**Jiro** · 08-05-2012, 08:37 AM

People were driving slow on the goddamn highway.

**~*~Celes~*~** · 08-05-2012, 04:01 PM

we were driving home last night and it had been pouring the whole ride home...we were on the expressway going 50 mph and were going around a curve, suddenly a HUGE ASS PUDDLE jumped out of nowhere causing us to hit it, spin sideways, and smack headfirst (At a slight angle) into a cement wall. I bit my tongue and he yelled out an obscenity. Had to go to the hospital afterwards to make sure Peter is okay. I now have a very tender spot on my abdomen where the seatbelt was

**Bubba** · 08-05-2012, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

we were driving home last night and it had been pouring the whole ride home...we were on the expressway going 50 mph and were going around a curve, suddenly a HUGE ASS PUDDLE jumped out of nowhere causing us to hit it, spin sideways, and smack headfirst (At a slight angle) into a cement wall. I bit my tongue and he yelled out an obscenity. Had to go to the hospital afterwards to make sure Peter is okay. I now have a very tender spot on my abdomen where the seatbelt was

Wow. Glad it wasn't too serious and you're both OK.

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