I hit a pot hole and somehow managed to bend my tie rode in my car
White people problems.
Pot holes are everybody's problem. Especially if they're due to mines.
in a way life is one big pot hole and it is our job to fill it up with cement.
My laptop's battery is dying but the charger is all the way upstairs.
I was way too tired when I came into work and decided to have an extra strength 5 hour energy. Now it feels like my heart is going to leap out of my chest and make some fried potatoes.
People were driving slow on the goddamn highway.
we were driving home last night and it had been pouring the whole ride home...we were on the expressway going 50 mph and were going around a curve, suddenly a HUGE ASS PUDDLE jumped out of nowhere causing us to hit it, spin sideways, and smack headfirst (At a slight angle) into a cement wall. I bit my tongue and he yelled out an obscenity. Had to go to the hospital afterwards to make sure Peter is okay. I now have a very tender spot on my abdomen where the seatbelt was