IT WON'T COME OUT AND IT'S HIDING THERE AMIDST THE FOOD WAITING TO STRIKE
WHAT DO I DO
OH GOD
THERE IS A MOTH LIVING IN MY FRIDGE
IT WON'T COME OUT AND IT'S HIDING THERE AMIDST THE FOOD WAITING TO STRIKE
WHAT DO I DO
OH GOD
What, exactly, does a moth do when it "strikes"?
WHEN A MOTH STRIKES IT LUNGES AT ME AND FLAPS AROUND IN MY FACE AND TERRIFIES ME
The only solution is to get out your assault rifle and shoot up the fridge like it was a Cyber Demon. Shoot at the moth until it dies.
It's time to man up and face your fear FACE TO FACE. Put on some rubber gloves, or some other form of gloves to protect your hands, grab some paper towel, and try to grab that sucker, killing it in the process. Do this so you can rid your fridge of the invading moth.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Just leave it in there it'll probably freeze to death soon.
Just buy a new fridge girl, it laid eggs inside the walls.
Try not to think about the fact that when a moth dies, particularly from cold or from being crushed, it releases a pheromone alerting all other moths in a 50 mile radius to swarm to the place of his death and avenge him.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
After further consideration I've decided the best course of action is to open your fridge and hope he flies away without alerting all the moths to eat you alive.
Don't be such a puss.
Originally Posted by Fynn
Marcus De Moth Diary - Day 4
I have arrived on a strange world that seems bereft of all life. The climate is harsh and cold and I may not be able to survive long. The world mainly consists of large, metallic, cylindrical structures with strange markings on them. Of the words I have managed to decipher so far I can only make out "Dr Pepper" and "Mountain Dew". The purpose of these structures is unclear but I have noticed a few have disappeared since my arrival.
I was visited this morning by a giant, bespectacled creature in the process of removing one of the numerous structures. The look of extreme horror on its face can only be attributed to my sudden appearance from behind 'Mount Mayo'. It has not appeared since so I am unclear as to my next course of action. I will remain at my camp behind the building of 'Utterly Butterly' while I formulate a plan
MDM, 31-07-12
Last edited by Bubba; 07-31-2012 at 03:15 PM.
Nuke it! Get lots and lots of explosives before it tries to bring more of its friends in!
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Well that's gone did it gurl... you're going to have only one choice now. Take off and nuke the site from orbit!
Just "forget" to flush the toilet, the moth will be so disgusted it will leave and never return.
Last edited by Hollycat; 07-31-2012 at 04:49 PM.
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End that quote. Please. The suspense is killing me and my OCD.
CHANGE IT YOU smurf.
Thanks.
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