I knew you were going to say that.
No, you are wrong. And I am so loving this.
Honestly, I'm on MILF's side here.
Bananas are absolutely delicious.
I don't consider myself to be a socially awkward penguin, but whenever I'm in a position where I'm at a desk watching someone do something, I feel absolutely ridiculous.
To expand on what that means, I'm talking about when you go to the bank and they're processing your request, or when you're going to get a blood test done and they are checking over your information for a few minutes, or when you're talking to a professor and he has to spend a few minutes looking for a certain file on his computer. Most of those moments are absolutely silent, and silence is nothing less than anguish to me. I can't just say 'So.. how about them Lakers' since the person is clearly occupied, yet I always feel like a doofus just standing there looking at what they are doing.
Australians can be whatever the hell they want to be, as long as they keep all of their insects away from me.
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It's as simple as putting the thing in your mouth, Paulrus.
And you just hold it there like that for hours on end?
That's odd. You're odd.
That -is- the correct face to use.
This is the correct way to eat bananas.
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