LOL a thread i didnt smurfing hate. Allah be Praised.

I always feel self conscious when i decide to get me some nutricious dog dirt. I know it's entirely my own neuroses but I can't help but think that when I'm there on all fours on a pavement tucking in to some labrador leavings that everyone walking past is silently judging me. I know they're not it's silly when I think about it now but my subconcious paranoia kicks in every time, especially when I'm spat on or when the police arrive or something. In fact the other day (this is crazy i know) when I got my spoon out for a terrior wet one i was convinced I seen a parent shield their childs eyes from me. It's all in my head of course.