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    LOL a thread i didnt smurfing hate. Allah be Praised.

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    I can't think of anything I feel weird doing... I just don't have the kind of mind where everything has to be twisted into something sexual.

    Though I get the banana thing, since it's a common joke. The few times people have made a "you're really enjoying that banana" or similar joke, I just look them in the eye and bite down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shlup View Post
    The few times people have made a "you're really enjoying that banana" or similar joke, I just look them in the eye and bite down.

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    big yellow joint

    I feel weird when I crack my neck in public; I get the vibe that anyone who sees it thinks I have tourettes.

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    you just need to stick your tongue out and start dribbling over your meal-tray

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    might be able to qualify for disability if i do that...good call.

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    You need to gradually introduce the "meal tray" to your co-workers and supervisor; you've been "having some trouble", so for cleanliness and class, you have decided that you are going to use a very large metal tray that is on a device that connects to your chair. Once they've gotten as used to the meal tray as they are going to get, then hit the slobber button.

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    we're gonna need a bigger bowl of rice krispies

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    Bananas are the primary currency of my state.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Bananas are the primary currency of my state.
    I thought that it was dingos and boomerangs.

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    Nah, those belong to the NT.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Anything that involves the house...Mowing the lawn etc. Though I'm an old man it still feels weird acting like it.

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    krissy seriously wtf. I never want to eat another banana again after seeing those pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    krissy seriously wtf. I never want to eat another banana again after seeing those pics.
    It just makes me want to eat bananas even more. I dream of the day my banana turns into a little shark and I have to wrestle it to survive.
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