I feel weird eating bananas.

[Shorty]

I feel like at any moment someone is going to come along and go hey you're really enjoying that aren't you

What normal things do you feel silly doing for no reason?

[Jinx]

Cut that banana up!

[Sephex]

Shelly starts to laugh at me whenever I eat something long like a popsicle or hot dog. I laugh at her when she has my polish sausage in her mouth (SPOILER)that I especially cook for her!

[NeoCracker]

I feel like at any moment someone is going to come along and go hey you're really enjoying that aren't you

What normal things do you feel silly doing for no reason?

I'm sure there's a small penis joke you could make about someone saying that to you.

[Clo]

Bananas are delicious. I refuse to be self-conscious while eating them. In fact, it might just be a time to show off.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Bananas are delicious. I refuse to be self-conscious while eating them. In fact, in might just be a time to show off.

*brofist*

[G13]

Bananas are delicious. I refuse to be self-conscious while eating them. In fact, in might just be a time to show off.

Hey, baby, wanna go get a banana later?

I don't feel silly eating anything. Why should I be self conscious about my ability to swallow a hotdog whole? It's not my fault you're all filthy minded!

[Shorty]

Okay, no more banana grabbing for anyone here.

[Jinx]

Okay, no more banana grabbing for anyone here.

but why?

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Shelly starts to laugh at me whenever I eat something long like a popsicle or hot dog. I laugh at her when she has my polish sausage in her mouth (SPOILER)that I especially cook for her!

I dont do anything of the sort im a nice girlfriend who dont make fun of you for putting "long" things in your mouth. Why u gotta blast me like that man... NOT COOL! *Shakes fist at you*



(SPOILER) He especially loves cream filled long johns

[Sylvie]

I like to eat blue blow pops in a very purposeful, pornstar phallic manner and look at people while I do it. Especially if I'm the passenger in a car.

[krissy]

[Jinx]

wtf krissy

gtfo

[Cuchulainn]

LOL a thread i didnt smurfing hate. Allah be Praised.

I always feel self conscious when i decide to get me some nutricious dog dirt. I know it's entirely my own neuroses but I can't help but think that when I'm there on all fours on a pavement tucking in to some labrador leavings that everyone walking past is silently judging me. I know they're not it's silly when I think about it now but my subconcious paranoia kicks in every time, especially when I'm spat on or when the police arrive or something. In fact the other day (this is crazy i know) when I got my spoon out for a terrior wet one i was convinced I seen a parent shield their childs eyes from me. It's all in my head of course.

[Sephex]

Shelly starts to laugh at me whenever I eat something long like a popsicle or hot dog. I laugh at her when she has my polish sausage in her mouth (SPOILER)that I especially cook for her!

I dont do anything of the sort im a nice girlfriend who dont make fun of you for putting "long" things in your mouth. Why u gotta blast me like that man... NOT COOL! *Shakes fist at you*



(SPOILER) He especially loves cream filled long johns

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