I own a pair of white jeans purely for the occasions where there are black lights. Do you know how awesome that tit is? I'll wear them when I go to the Mediterranean or something. Uggs are alright but the women I see just wear them with yoga pants and so we're brought back to the whole leggings thing again. Sure I like seeing hot chicks as well but there are some things that just shouldn't be done. Wearing long tops or short dresses with it is fine, I encourage this in fact, but wearing them as pants is NOT ON. Not on spelt backwards is also NOT ON.

I've seen guys wearing those really loose, large fitting muscle sort of shirts. They're so smurfing big that you can see the entirety of everything anyway. I don't care if we live on the sunshine coast and go to the university of the sunshine coast with the beach right smurfing there you do not do this.

Wearing jeans and jandals is a stereotypical qld thing to do but it just reeks of bogan if you ask me. If you're cold enough to wear jeans, wear real smurfing shoes.