Acts of God

[Shlup]

Acts of Mother Nature? People tend to not think of a god when you say that but a bitch who smurfs up your trout.

I like that one... Acts of God is still shorter though. Maybe I'll go with Acts of the Gods, just to be a butt.

[Quindiana Jones]

Acts of Ra is shorter still, and more accurate.

[Jiro]

naturey trout works too

[Quindiana Jones]

Don't call it naturey trout! You'll anger nature further!

[Jiro]

What else could Australia possibly suffer from, really?

[Clo]

I've been through a few blizzards and ice storms. I hate being stranded in my apartment. And there are some things a snow brush can simply not handle.