We start in our home states. Beatrice was born in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. Obama was a city boy, raised his campaign in Chicago. He took the L traaaaiiiinnn gooin' anyyyyyywhere. (Specifically Washington D.C.)
We hold a Sizeable chunk of the Mountainous West and the Desert States, and Texas is fairly easy to win over! We also have some sway in the south as well. However, that Obama has California, Ohio, and the population of New England seems to be intense. We have a lot of work to do, so lets get started.
First thing's first... Go on the ATTACK!
Illegal Immigrants are stealing jobs from hard working Americans. We oppose them from coming into our country uninvited and working for lower wages. There are Americans out there willing to pick tomatoes, dig ditches, sweep trash, and live 20 to a room!
We're also going to upgrade a campaign HQ in Denver. This is imperative, as our HQ provides a steady flow of cash for the campaign. Don't you say those phone banks don't work! We're raising $30,000 weekly now from just one phone bank! Obama can't match how Big Business fights to keep Republicans rich!
While we're at it, let's run a campaign exposing Obama for the elderly killer he is!!!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! That Obama won't know what hit him. He'll be all like:
: OH NO! MY OBAMACARE!!!
We got him on the run now!
Our Next order of business should be to get some Endorsements... Let's go to TEXAS!
We build a Consulting Office in order to get ourselves some endorsements. Our first one will be the obvious new movement...
Tea Partiers are united against Obama! They can't stand his liberal agenda, his culture war or his skin color!
OH BOY! We have REAL patriots on our side now!
While we've got them on our side, let's really show them how much we care... by asking for money!
A small amount. It'll have to do.
And just to make certain that the voters know I'm not just some money grubbing lady, with a nice suit and hot knockers...
WE NEED MORE JOBS!
At this point, we're oblivious to Barack nObama. (c wot I did thar) But here's a recap of the fifth week...
: OH NO! MY OBAMACARE!!!
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