Weeks 6-10

Let's take a look at what states know about us. We need to be known about in order to get votes, afterall:



Oh dear, we're not doing so well.

Let's size up what's happening:



Currently, we are trying to show the Seniors of Florida how bad the Obamacare is! Don't take away their Medicare to fund socialism!!!! WE VEHEMENTLY OPPOSE! In fact, we opened a television ad in Ohio to express this exact point! That OBAMA CARE WILL RAISE DEFICITS!







As you can see, we've got Ohio, Texas and Colorado squared away, and the heartland is predominantly ours. Nobama holds an electoral college lead over us, but only slightly.

You can also see our Consultant down in South Carolina. We've also run some smear TV ads against Obama for being prospending! WE HAVE A DEFICIT! WE NEED TO CUT SPENDING! CUT TAXES!

However, although Beatrice Stone is a staunch conservative, mother of 3, and Christian, that didn't stop THIS from happening!



tit!? Women hate us? What the hell are we going to do!?



Talk more...



Beg More...



And secure the Chamber of Mothersmurfing Commerce in our favor! uMad Liberals? Big Money is on MY side!

And then there are the polls...



Who cares about Polls! It's early! We have 36 weeks left... smurf the people, we can buy their love!

And then...



ANOTHER ENDORSEMENT!? Well, it's the union. WE expected it. Always asking for handouts from big business, and then threatening the shut down of business by protesting. It's because the government has set a standard for minimum wage that has made these workers so entitled.

Then there is the Media...



These people don't know what is good for them. Beatrice Stone will fix everything! AUSTRIAN ECONOMICS! CHRISTIAN CONSERVATISM! ARE THESE PEOPLE BLIND!? And where are our business deals!?



We needed more money... What's wrong with us? Why aren't we winning... Maybe it's Beatrice's looks...



CHACHING! We'll hire someone to make her look more Presidential! That's just the key!

And before the old wise up to these antics, let's make certain the know where they stand ...



Beatrice Stone supports Social Security for seniors!

What does Barnack Obamer support?



BAILOUTS! Banks! Autos! Terrible Borrowers! Just bail out everyone he says! Not on our watch!

With all our steamrolling of ads, we finally secure the endorsement we most wanted:



Take that you Muslin!

Then we fly to Illinois...



Holy Moly! A movie director wants to do our advertising! Yes! Take that liberal hollywood! One of your own has joined us and is now promoting freedom, liberty and Jesus.

We also picked up Oklahoma!



Apparently, our exploits in the Eastern Seaboard has helped out! So let's take advantage and fly back to Texas.



Holy Moly! Best fundraiser yet!

While we're here... It's speech time:



Bank bailouts... Banks got bailed out! We got sold out! - I think that was our line?

But all of this sure is costly...



And what's this...



MICHIGAN IS HOTLY CONTESTED!!! We hadn't even visited yet! They clearly know that Jesus has picked Beatrice to be their compatriot!

Might as well use the money we just made...



Upgrading the consulting office. Half a mil, but whatever... write it off to the Chamber of Commerce please. Also, get me more endorsements!



Did I mention we were spending money really quickly?




It was a lovely day to Fly to Michigan after soaking the Texans. But we had a message to deliver:



That Beatrice Stone supports reducing deficit spending. Too long has Washington been wasteful with our tax dollars! So much so that they have driven unemployment up and up. It seems like the perfect time to talk about it too!



but then...



Go figure...

We'll see who the [strike]poor[/strike] colored people really favor!



Hmmm, not us.

Well, let's open a center in Michigan, and then leave it at that... with a Spin Doctor to pick up the mess.

Onwards to...



West Virginia! Those Rednecks need to know how we feel about ObamaCare. It's not enough to know that Obama supports it. They need to know that we OPPOSE IT!



And now the time has come...



Who will we pick?



(I had no idea that Paul Ryan was going to be the IRL VP Nominee when I played this last night...)

WOOOO PAUL RYAN! DEFICIT HAWK FROM WISCONSIN!



Welcome to the map of the big leagues, P.R.

We're now squaring off against Obama and Pelosi... yuck.


(I'm pretty positive I probably am past week 10... whatever... it doesn't matter... I'm just going to complete something for once.)