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    I have a beard trimmer to trim my beard, and an electric shaver to shave the non-bearded parts of my face through electrical means.

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    I smurfing hate shaving. What is the point of it? It's just going to grow back again and again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clo View Post
    I hate shaving my legs. But I hate not shaving my legs.

    The one and only problem with being female.
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    I am a really lazy shaver. If I know that I have no reason to expose my legs for months on end, I just won't shave for months on end. And I don't give a trout either. If you don't like it you don't have to look at them or rub them or even ever know about them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shlup View Post
    I hate shaving too. Girls shouldn't have to shave; it's stupid. Facial hair greatly affects a guy's appearance; my armpit hair does not.
    Yes it does, especially in California. You should know that. Also, while naked.

    I smurfing hate shaving so much. I'm not even that big a fan of trimming my beard, I wish I could just grow a gnarly beard and never touch a blade to it.

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    Shaving is a waste of time and energy that I could be spending making .gifs about facial hair.

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    That's enchanting.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    That's actually what Shlup's pits look like as well.

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    Having fair hair is awesome because I only have to shave my beard legs a lot less often than if they were dark.

    My only annoyance with shaving is how time consuming it is and missing a spot. Oh three hairs on my knee, how on earth did I miss you. NEXT TIME YOU WILL BE MINE!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Faris View Post
    Having fair hair is awesome because I only have to shave my beard legs a lot less often than if they were dark.

    My only annoyance with shaving is how time consuming it is and missing a spot. Oh three hairs on my knee, how on earth did I miss you. NEXT TIME YOU WILL BE MINE!
    I hate when I look in the mirror and some of my beard hairs are blonde or red and they contrast with the brown so they stand out... I occasionally get the urge to pluck them all individually but I'm far too lazy to spend my valuable time doing something like that.
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    That feel when you have a freaking Snow White complextion
    That feel when your hair is super noticeable because it's so dark and contrasts against your pale skin


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shlup View Post
    I hate shaving too. Girls shouldn't have to shave; it's stupid. Facial hair greatly affects a guy's appearance; my armpit hair does not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shlup View Post
    I hate shaving too. Girls shouldn't have to shave; it's stupid. Facial hair greatly affects a guy's appearance; my armpit hair does not.
    That kind of depends on how many layers of clothing you're wearing now doesn't it?
    No.

    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shlup View Post
    I hate shaving too. Girls shouldn't have to shave; it's stupid. Facial hair greatly affects a guy's appearance; my armpit hair does not.
    Yes it does, especially in California. You should know that. Also, while naked.
    NO.

    Quote Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth View Post
    That's actually what Shlup's pits look like as well.
    I wish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faris View Post
    My only annoyance with shaving is how time consuming it is and missing a spot. Oh three hairs on my knee, how on earth did I miss you. NEXT TIME YOU WILL BE MINE!
    Missing a spot is the worst thing ever. I do it way too often and then it bothers me alllll day long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clo View Post
    I hate shaving my legs. But I hate not shaving my legs.

    The one and only problem with being female.
    I think you may be overlooking another gaping problem. You lot have an almost complete lack of penis.

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