That is more than made up for by an ample bosom.
That is more than made up for by an ample bosom.
Pfft. My balls are so big that god put them on my chest.
I was also being sarcastic. And strap-ons.
Women really do get the best of everything.
I shave with cold water at the moment (our hot tap in the bathroom broke - getting it fixed next week) and have done so before on many occasions. I don't use soap or foam or gel. I just wet the razor and shave away. Never cut myself. Don't understand how others do. What do you do? Shave into your face instead of along it?
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I've cut myself twice while shaving with a wet razor. The first time, I was moving my hand up to my cheek when it randomly spazzed out and cut my just under my eye. The second, I was shaving around my hilariously oversized Adam's apple whilst whistling a really nice melody that I just didn't want to stop. So yeah, none of the traditional accidents here.
My skin is mega sensitive, so I haaaaate shaving. Crazy razor burn. You know those dudes in high school that never had to shave because they had a doctor's note? I would have had that doctor's note if I were a man. It's not a problem with my legs if I take all the necessary precautions and don't expose them to the beach, but in spots where the hair is thick like my armpits or lady place it's almost impossible to prevent
Wait, what?Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
I don't shave. I run like smurf through thorn bushes.
My thoughts exactly. We were not obligated to shave at my high school.Wait, what?
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Or presumably at any secondary school with even the most rudimentary understanding of a) liberty and b) puberty.
Seriously? The vice principal of my high school would drag boys to a sink and hand them a razor and then stand there until they shaved. They did this to my brother and he just had a teensy bit of peach fuzz! I think most high schools in my country are like that. Or at least in the states of Texas and Illinois xD
Could you tell me this person's name and the name of the high school so that I can get in on the massacre trend?
That is the most retarded thing I've heard of coming out of a high school.
You know, when I was in high school I was a good student, stayed out of trouble, all that jazz. But you know what? Had a principle had the audacity to haul me to a bathroom and try to force me to shave I would have gladly taken some detention or suspension just to tell him to go smurf himself and walk away.
Uh. Yeah. Teacher, here. They can't do that. And that is really weird.
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