I wasn't going to participate because I'd be at best an unreliable CK, and at worst a tyrant for five minutes until an Admin noticed and cast me down to lie with you lowly mortals.

Then I realized that competitions are more fun with more participants and none of the reasons I shouldn't be made a CK has ever stopped anyone with any power around here from having said power and still being nozzles.

So assuming I'm not too late, sign me the smurf up.