How did I miss this thread?

Being a pretty good runner, I can do alright in quite a few sports. Never been interested in playing Rugby League or Rugby Union but I've had mess abouts at school and if I find a gap then you are smurfed. Probably why I was so good at touch footy. AFL wasn't too bad but I don't have the kicking accuracy with those balls.

Football -- real football with the round ball that you kick -- is a favourite of mine. I excelled as a sweeper, but that's only because our team seemed to always be on the defence. I'm also strong all the way through midfield and am a decent play maker. Not the greatest finisher but with pace up the front I get a lot of one-on-one situations and they're hard to smurf up.

Was pretty smurfing good at badminton when we played in school. Would love to give that more of a shot in the future. Suck balls at Tennis though.

Horrible at basketball but not too bad at netball. Gets rough when you play mixed teams too. Holy trout.

Played softball in primary school. I was a mad pitcher. Inb4 your stupid jokes. Seriously I was super awesome. Never played baseball but I imagine it's probably different enough to make me subpar.

What else has been mentioned? Volleyball; eh, not really my thing. Do alright at that team one with like five people but that's because I throw myself at everything with no fear of smashing my face on the ground or nothin'. Dodgeball I was good at. Probably better now that I'm quicker and stronger but then again we played with smurfing foam balls so those real rubbery ones would change things dramatically. Not real great at billiards/snooker unless I'm half cut and having a good night. Never played lacrosse but it looks too hard for me, same thing with hockey.

Sadly I'm pretty crap at cricket. Never really played it but I can't really bowl and batting isn't my forte either. I'm an excellent fielder but that's not how you pick a team still, smurfing dynamite at backyard/beach cricket. That's where I dominate.

Can throw an NFL ball pretty good too but man I run jump and catch like a black man so I'd make an excellent receiver.

And obviously track and field. Damn I'm good at track and field.

What else is there?