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    Oh my god that it's a Jesuscites site!

    Anyone else from this forum remember Ed's Technicolor Nightmare? That was awesome.

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    Pike that almost crashed my browser

    I applied for a job once to fix this mess: Crystal River, Homosassa Springs Vacation Rentals, on Private Island

    The guy was hella creepy though so I didn't go in for the second interview. He had just had a fight with his wife and talked about how out there in that town they toss you in the swamp, no cops no siree. I didn't see his wife anywhere

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    Betfair. It's smurfing horrible and nigh-unusable, retaining a design from something like 2004 optimised for 800x600 screens, and is slow as hell. It's a shame, because they almost always offer better odds and I end up having to go elsewhere.

    It's not even like it's some MS Frontpage website made by an octogenerian crank who believes in simultaneous four-day cubes; Betfair is a really big company.


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    Yeah, I'll just leave this site open, ignore it but just listen to the music for the time being. It's pretty relaxing for what it is worth.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    I think it's been fixed up now, but a few years ago Plentyoffish.com was awful. The layout was poorly done, and there were ads all over the place. It was a royal mess.

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    The Escapist is a god awful website.

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    My browser just straight up refuses to load the site in the OP

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    My browser just straight up refuses to load the site in the OP
    You are missing out on something truly amazing

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    That OP's website combines the worst qualities of 1990s geocities (flashy design, complicated, random sounds, automatic background music), crazy religious whackjob writing (pictures, content, random capitalization), and conspiracy theorists (color-coded text that eludes logic and random all-caps emphasis). It may be the worst website ever created.

    It's apparently a ministry in Hong Kong. And it must have been updated sometime within the past year or two because it links to the Google+ page.

    Oh man, it also links to other great fundie nuggets, like this Noah's Ark page, which offers highly persuasive proof that the REAL Noah's Ark site has been found in Turkey, such as... the local government built a visitor's center to accommodate the tourists.

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    Any geocities website.

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    For some reason I have a blinding and relentless hatred for the Chive.


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    That website makes a gay club look subtle and understated.



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    INTENSE MULTIMEDIA WEBSITE

    BE ENTHRALLED

    ALLELUIA AND HALLELUJAH



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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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