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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    "Be sure to take a fifteen minute break for every hour that you spend playing video games."

    I do that. It's just usually all at once. With my eyes closed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    "Be sure to take a fifteen minute break for every hour that you spend playing video games."

    My neurologist tells me I'm epileptic and I should stay hydrated, non-sleep deprivated, and try to limit my exposure to artificial light particularly the multi-spectrum light from computer screens and TV especially when I'm interacting with said light such as typing this here to y'all or playing a video game. I can drink plenty of water and get plenty of sleep, but I find it difficult to obey the recommendation to stop gaming/web-browsing/etc.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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