Do not consume raw cookie dough

[CimminyCricket]

smurf you, I do what I please. I love cookie dough. I don't care if everywhere I look it says I shouldn't do it.

What kinds of warnings do you completely disregard?

[Pike]

"Be sure to take a fifteen minute break for every hour that you spend playing video games."

[CimminyCricket]

I'll take a 30 second break for every 4 hours of game play. I remember in high school I had a 10 hour Final Fantasy 8 binge. I don't even recall what I was doing, but if I had to take a guess I would say I was playing cards. I didn't even get up to pee and the next day I had the reddest eyes this side of a rat. It was awesome.

[Sephex]

"Be sure to take a fifteen minute break for every hour that you spend playing video games."

*obligatory /thread thingy*

I probably have ignored the rule about waiting an hour after eating before swimming. Never had anything bad happen to me. Not that I scarfed food down and then did a cannon ball the second I finished eating, but yeah.

[Shorty]

I pull off the Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law labels on my mattresses. I don't even care.

[CimminyCricket]

Shorty, that made me laugh because as the consumer you are allowed to pull those off and I remember as a kid running to tell my mom and dad I had accidentally pulled it off and not to tell on me.

[Madame Adequate]

"Be sure to take a fifteen minute break for every hour that you spend playing video games."

*obligatory /thread thingy*

I probably have ignored the rule about waiting an hour after eating before swimming. Never had anything bad happen to me. Not that I scarfed food down and then did a cannon ball the second I finished eating, but yeah.

Well, probably because that supposed rule is absolute bunkum

I've started land wars in Asia.

[fire_of_avalon]

"Be sure to take a fifteen minute break for every hour that you spend playing video games."

*obligatory /thread thingy*

I probably have ignored the rule about waiting an hour after eating before swimming. Never had anything bad happen to me. Not that I scarfed food down and then did a cannon ball the second I finished eating, but yeah.

I imagine you with like an entire buffet and you just wrap your arms around as much as you can and dive into the pool with it. You don't even eat it, you just hold it.

I also eat raw cookie dough. And I have trespassed onto gov't property before. Because I'm a rebel.

[Clo]

The worst thing that's happened from eating raw cookie dough is farts.

Horrible, horrible farts.

[Sephex]

The worst thing that's happened from eating raw cookie dough is farts.

Horrible, horrible farts.

So I am imagining this scenario where the cookie dough didn't digest and it came out someone's bum all play dough like if you jam it through one of those devices that makes it a star or whatever. But in this case the only tool is a chocolate star.

[Citizen Bleys]

So I am imagining this scenario where the cookie dough didn't digest and it came out someone's bum all play dough like if you jam it through one of those devices that makes it a star or whatever. But in this case the only tool is a chocolate star.

I say, my good man, what the deuce is wrong with your brain?

[Sephex]

So I am imagining this scenario where the cookie dough didn't digest and it came out someone's bum all play dough like if you jam it through one of those devices that makes it a star or whatever. But in this case the only tool is a chocolate star.

I say, my good man, what the deuce is wrong with your brain?

Ha. Deuce.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

So I am imagining this scenario where the cookie dough didn't digest and it came out someone's bum all play dough like if you jam it through one of those devices that makes it a star or whatever. But in this case the only tool is a chocolate star.

I say, my good man, what the deuce is wrong with your brain?

You wouldn't believe how many times I ask the same question. haha

[Rantz]

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[Iceglow]

I ignore every warning sticker I can think of. I also ignore the health and safety training at work, screw you idiots I know how to lift/carry without hurting myself. I don't need to do it some retarded way which actually ruins your depth perception like they teach you to carry.