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What would the cast of VIII do if they ended up trapped in our world?
Remember, no sorceress, therefore no logical reason for their freakish weapons. Also no magic.

Squall: work in a cubical
Quistis: teach Sunday school
Zell: become a bouncer
Selphie: attend college
Irvine: star on the Bachelor
Rinoa: dog-&-pony show
Seifer: he'd either try to steal Squall or Zell's job. Working in a cubical sucks, so he'd become a bouncer
Laguna: stand-up comic