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[blackmage_nuke]

Every human on earth has gained imortality
every human that is EXCEPT YOU!

Consolations! You're not immortal. No, you don't have a choice. You will eventually die. You regenerate at your regular rate from all injuries. You feel the same levels of pain and your mental state will deteriorate naturally. Also, you will age. Are there any other things people generally use to pick holes in this sort of thing? No? Good.

You must choose one other who will lose thier immortality to join you as the only other person to age and die under the rule of your new undying overlords. Who will it be?

[Jiro]

This is brilliant. An immortal society would function much differently to ours. I assume I would find the nearest serious criminal and grant them the ability to experience the fleetingness of life and know what it is to be human.

[blackmage_nuke]

This is brilliant. An immortal society would function much differently to ours.

I imagine cars would become obsolete as the main mode of transport becomes being fired out of really powerful cannons.

[Quindiana Jones]

Jiro, because we're in this together. He's not the type of person who would be a fair weather friend.

[Sephex]

I would make sure to die as undignified as possible to make the immortals all uncomfortable.

[Jiro]

Jiro, because we're in this together. He's not the type of person who would be a fair weather friend.

So sweet oh you

[krissy]

putin

[Værn]

I would choose whoever discovered the secret to immortality and then proceeded to hand it out to everyone in the world except me. Hows that for irony?

[Shorty]

Rantz. If I'm dying, he's going down with me!

[Tigmafuzz]

Hitler.

[Clo]

Uh, Hitler's been dead a while, Tigz.

[Quindiana Jones]

He was talking about Abraham Hitler, 36, living in Tennessee. That guy is a dick.

[Rantz]

Rantz. If I'm dying, he's going down with me!

I have to make this mutual.

Wait, no, I choose the antichrist.

[Quindiana Jones]

Same person, isn't it?

[Hollycat]

I couldn't do this to someone else, it wouldn't be fair.
Now, maybe we could clone Emma Watson and put my brain in her body, then I'd be an immortal Emma Watson clone. Awesome. (broke your logic)