Captain's blog
Stardate: Dinner time
I've encountered a strange new planet. The natives call his place Tah Ko Bel. They've named me their new king and we celebrated with the breaking of bread, or rather more of a bread "bag" filled with meats and beans and a few unidentifiable vegetables.
Hold on, I seem to be experiencing some discomfort in my lower abdomen... what is this treachery? I believe I may have been poisoned! Everything's... gettingdark! Must. Gethelp! Spock! Is... thatyou? No. NO! I must be.... hallucinating!
KHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNN!
