Enough of that Paul, it seriously is more annoying than Jack when he's drunk. Do you not remember how bad that can be? I can assure you I could arrange a night out with him for you. Perhaps I would come along to laugh at your discomfiture until we eventually crash in some dive of a hotel discussing whether he is still in Narnia despite sleeping with women.

Jiro, bro... I could never take it below like a grade 4, would drive me more insane than anything else.