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    Default Mercen-X saves the day: Round 1

    標hat makes a good member?
    Anyone who doesn't repeatedly get banned by posting insensitive, inappropriate, offensive, or malignant material, or by callously insulting other members, or by getting into personal fights resulting in the above behavior. Anyone who doesn't get banned more than once. Anyone who can prove themselves helpful, knowledgeable, or respectful to others, and knows when to take a thread seriously.

    標hat makes a good CK?
    Someone who can respond quickly and appropriately to problems within the boundaries of the forum. Sometimes other members' posts require edits, sometimes posts containing a readable and therefore hopefully unmissable warning are required, etc.

    標hat would you like to change about Eyeson to make it better?
    I know I've had opinions in the past, but it's been a while since I've considered such. At the moment, I'm fine with the forums as they are, but it's possible I'll yet develop ideas on how to improve the site.

    標hat color would you prefer your CK tag to be?
    I'm fine with any color within the visual spectrum (i.e. if the color is hard to notice against the background of these forums, I don't choose that)

    肘f you were to be thrown into the thunderdome with one of the current staff, who would you go against and what would be your tactic?
    I'm sorry. What?

    I'm gonna say Rantz and I'm gonna say... dance..?

    標hat does FF(and EoFF) mean to you?
    I was once obsessed with FF. Despite never having played the original Nintendo versions (I was unaware when I actually owned the system that this game even existed though I did play Crystalis) or the SNES versions (so poor we couldn't afford THAT machine), but I purchased the PlayStation release of said versions and played rather far in most (V and VI receiving the least attention partly because I started out trying to play the games in order despite having played VII, VIII, IX, and X already, but in the end mostly because I stopped playing FF obsessively). I make a point of buying most anything with the word FF on it. I only rented the original hour long anime, but I own the first movie, VII:CC, X-2, XII, and Tactics. I've played Vagrant Story which ties in with the Ivalice of Tactics and XII. I owned DoC. I wish I could play BC. If XI or XIV were released for single play, I would buy them, but I won't pay repeatedly to play anything.

    As for EoFF. I originally only joined the forum to discuss news and opinions about FF. But I've made a few friends and I feel better able to express my world opinions here than anywhere else. I won't lie. I've done MySpace. I'm on Facebook. I think I started a Twitter but haven't expanded on it. I've also been on a few other forums. EoFF is the only place where I feel my opinions are actually heard (although not necessarily always in the Gaming or Lounge forums).
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    You're kind of a dark horse in this one I feel. You've been here for a long time. People aren't really as aware of you as they should be. You're a good FF Forum poster though, which is a good trait in any member. I'm hoping you go far, pal.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Thunderdome is: Two men enter, one man leaves.
    Kinda scenario. So the question is what staffer would you fight and what tactic would you use.

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    Well I have a question.

    Toes.

    Is your big toe or your second toe longer?

    Answer me. Answer me at once.

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    Why would my second toe be bigger than my big toe? On my right foot, my second toe does this weird shaping-molding thing against my big toe. Too many years spent in shoes a size too small, I guess.

    I don't know if this requirement was serious or just a ploy a against new competitor like me, but...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    Thunderdome is: Two men enter, one man leaves.
    Kinda scenario. So the question is what staffer would you fight and what tactic would you use.
    I'm sticking with my answer. Rantz Dance Revolution... death my dance fighting.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    My second toe is longer than my big toe o.o

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    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    My second toe is longer than my big toe o.o
    Mine too!

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    On my right foot, my second toe does this weird shaping-molding thing against my big toe. Too many years spent in shoes a size too small, I guess.
    I don't know if this is a correction, but it is an alteration which makes my statement more accurate: All of the toes on my right food do that shape-molding. Also, my pinky toes on either foot have experienced a kind of forced dwarfism. I frequently get pinky toe injuries when traveling on foot.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    My second toe is longer than my big toe o.o
    I know... it sickens me.

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    Well dak must sicken you too then! cause his is too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    My second toe is longer than my big toe o.o
    I know... it sickens me.
    Waaaaaait a minute

    When have you had cause to inspect her toes

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    Isn't that the first thing you look at when you start getting to know someone?

    "hello!"
    "Hello nice to meet you!"
    "May I see your toes?"
    "You may!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    My second toe is longer than my big toe o.o
    I know... it sickens me.
    Waaaaaait a minute

    When have you had cause to inspect her toes
    You don't inspect the toes of the people you date? This is odd to me.

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    I pretend feet don't exist because they are abnormal and disgusting things.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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