things that are on your coffee table not relating to coffee

[Sephex]

What if I don't have a coffee table?

[escobert]

I don't have a coffee table!

[Nicolas]

Napkins. Remotes. Controllers. A keyboard and mouse. Also, dog hair. There's probably dog hair on it. So well kept.

[Jowy]

I can tell who has the party pad and who does not with this thread alone.

If you don't have a coffee table, get one! They aren't too pricey and it'll stimulate the woodworking industry.

[Shlup]

I've never owned a coffee table.

[Pike]

I can tell who has the party pad and who does not with this thread alone.

If you don't have a coffee table, get one! They aren't too pricey and it'll stimulate the woodworking industry.

I would get one but I don't have room for one.

[Clo]

I have a hard time picturing video gaming without a good ol' coffee table. I've been in countless apartments and rooms, we got our feet propped up on the coffee table, extra controllers on the table, some drinks, some snacks, everything needed for hours of failing at being a mobile human being.

[Jiro]

Guess I gotta go buy a coffee table too.

[Nicolas]

You really should buy one. Your life will never be the same again.

[CouncilHouseSuperstar]

My cat.

She just sits there, looking all cute and stuff and meows at you if you talk to her.

God damn it Mimi.

[Raistlin]

I pity the people who have never had a coffee table.

Mine generally has the TV remote, console controllers, and an assortment of random things. Most importantly, it is a foot rest for my sofa.

[Hollycat]

A very lonely audio cassette with Adventures in Odyssey on it.
Also about thirty mixed coins arranged to look like mickey mouse

[Christmas]

[Jowy]

d'awwww

thread's over, everyone go home