It is if you're being guarded by a fire demon surrounded entirely by combustibles, perhaps.
It is if you're being guarded by a fire demon surrounded entirely by combustibles, perhaps.
Hey, he's a fire demon that's surrounded by books that aren't burning, so he must be a pretty damn cautious fire demon. I'd be comfortable around him.
Otaku: goddamn them all! Well, except their shounen about steamship repair manga.
I love the monopoly reference as well!
Chapter V: Bare-It's Privateers?
Short one inbound; I didn't want to go too far tonight since if I recall correctly, the Earth Crystal is closer than ever.
Now that the WORLD is ours to command, it's time to visit that Jachol place that everyone says is so great.
Not a great start...
Yes! A clue! Now I know where to go!
But before that, I have a hankering to visit Istory and get Ramuh. Istory's a fun town.
Naaaah
This always happens to me
Well, I guess we'd better follow up on that clue from Jack Hole. Crescent Island looks peaceful and idyllic. Surely a lovely place!
It can't be...
Crap.
Thanks a bunch, you spooge-slurping sphincter cannon
Great. Now I'm stranded on a desert island with a psychopath who causes earthquakes with his freakin' mind, the guy who killed my father, a jew, and...well, Lenna's not so bad. But wait, what's this?
Doesn't this look familiar? I think I saw these in FFIV
w00t!
Now I can cross the seas and sufficiently low-peaked mountains! Take that, Dr. Cid! In fact, I'm going to go back right now and gloat.
That went well.
We can't be exiled! I've got so much to live for! It'll be horrible! It'll be...what's that, Faris?
Forgetting something, Faris? Let me remind you:
Yeah that's right, bitch. Wakarimasen disagrees.
But still...
We'll always have our superpowers
Well then, no help for it. Off to spend the rest of our lives wandering in the desert all alone.
Tomorrow: Sand In Our Vaginas
Istory: just like what those crazy people say who don't pronounce the "h" in "history."
Also what kind of suffering could a toad cause if it could be defeated by flowers?
It wasn't.
It was defeated by the old guy's ancestors, who sealed him up beneath a hill which happens, for no reason to do with the demon's defeat, to have flowers on it a few hundred years later.
My first thought was that it sounds like he was sealed by the flower bed. Which, oddly enough, still makes more sense than Signs.
Anything makes more sense than Sings.
Bleys, I am looking forward to the Sand in Our Vaginas chapter.
If there is a strong enough root system, you probably can keep anything trapped beneath it, like maybe a spirit of unimaginable evil. Of course, the flower bed would probably become sentient and evil in the end, but it sounded a good idea at the time.
No comments on "spooge-slurping sphincter cannon?" I am disappoint
Mega-update today. 96 freaking screenshots.
Chapter VI: Sand in our Vaginas
or
For What It's Earth
We rejoin our heroes as they are about to be exiled into the desert where they must surely die
Five minutes later...
Well, that wasn't so bad
What's on the other side of the desert? It was supposed to be boundless. That was distinctly bounded.
But are there really any insane criminals here?
yep
Can King Tycoon really have survived?
Dick.
Wow, I guess we really are unkillable
Not really much here...a bunch of strange machines and an exploding teleporter.
Meanwhile, Cid and Jacob investigate our story:
Enough about them. I found a lever!
That'll teach them for exiling us to the desert
We keep running into old friends on our journeys:
The treasure sucked, by the way
Further in...
This just keeps getting better
Oh, delicious irony
Wendy, I can fly! Surely there's no reason why I shouldn't!
Well, now that I have an airship, it's time to explore a bit. Let's visit Unne's hometown!
The Inn is free, so we might as well stay...
And of course, who could come home without catching up with old friends?
Back in our old house, there's a music box....*sigh*...it brings back so many childhood memories
Well, at least flashbacks are private.
Bastard.
Of course, we have to do Lenna the same favour and visit Tycoon...
...where Faris has a confession
Time for another flashback!
Tycoon's soldiers are taking a page from the Chancellor's book
Sightseeing done, Lenna wants to go back to the ruined city to search for her father. Faris wants revenge on him for dropping them into a pit. Hence, we fly up to it, and...
Ohhhhhhh crap
I hope Cid and Jacob have some idea of what to do
Alright, so all we have to do is fly up to it, blow up its WMD's, and force our way in? Easy.
This is definitely a good idea. There is no way this is not a good idea
Inside...
That boss fight is a pain in the ass, by the way.
Onward to the Crystal chamber, where we meet an old friend...
w00t!
Now, for a lengthy infodump:
Galuf and Cara use Cara's meteor to return to Terra to kill Tzepish and end the spoof, leaving our remaining heroes to process all they've learned. Soon...
I didn't take any screenshots during the runs to collect drugs from the 4 meteorites because it wasn't really funny. Once enough drugs were collected, though, it's time...
OFF TO TERRA!
This is exciting. A whole new world to explore!
Goddammit.
Next update: Another World
I always did think that airship wasn't particularly stable, especially that little wooden bridge. And Unne's childhood friend is even more of a dick than he is.
Great update! Why is Exdeath called Tzepish? I don't get that one.
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