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    Chapter IX: A Cure for Cancer?

    It wasn't northwest.



    This seems...too easy.




    Dammit.

    What to do now? Wise Sensei Ninja Wolf will know what to do!


    Apropos of nothing

    We'd better check on Cara, just in case.


    She'll be fine.

    Meanwhile, at the fleet:


    I should have known with a name like Mr. Z.

    We arrive, and introductions are in order.



    Are...are we the baddies?




    Well, Mr. Z isn't going anywhere, time for a nap.


    But at 6 AM sharp:




    I hate morning people

    Not even the birds are up, and we have to fight Digger Nick again! Galuf loses his balance, and...


    Mr. Z to the rescue!


    Nevermind

    Afterwards...


    Sweet! A U-boat!

    This is perfect! We can break into the barrier towers from underwater and shut them down!



    Sounds simple enough. Until...




    Of course...

    Later...


    Oh, not again


    Mr. Z must hate us.


    What? It can't be...


    Holy smurfing tit he's real

    Ten seconds later...


    But all is not well at the base of the tower, where Mr. Z is in trouble:




    Apparently, Mr. Z, you can.

    We escape by Hiryuu, and return to the U-Boat to await Mr. Z's return



    Tomorrow: Chapter X: A World Without Mr. Z

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    Mr Z was only with us for a short time, but Unne seemed to piss him off just enough to make sure his next life will suck too.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    WHY? WHY? WHY IS GILGAMESH CALLED DIGGER NICK?


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    Clearly he likes to dig holes and his real name is Nick.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Mr. Z, you were a brave man. I look forward to your next incarnation as a member of the F-Team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamblet View Post
    WHY? WHY? WHY IS GILGAMESH CALLED DIGGER NICK?
    It's a very racist joke that Tzep should have known better than to include.

    Actually, he did know better, and included it anyways.

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    No Mr. Z in the world of tomorrow. It will be a sadder world for his loss, but obviously he had to go if Yog-Sothoth had to go. How else are you going to maintain a balance?

    Poor Krile, getting the short end of a nicotine quilt.

    Since we are talking about it: it is as horrible as the rest of the jokes. As soon as we were told Faris was Jewish, you should have known it was going to be bad.

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    Faris being Jewish isn't out-and-out racist.

    That comes later, at Surgate if I recall correctly.

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    Finally caught up. Digger Nick had me in stitches. Our Bleys is an awesome Bleys.

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    Lots of screenshots today, but all in all a short update. Tomorrow's update should bring us to the end of this story arc, though.

    Chapter X: A World Without Mr. Z

    Tzepish's castle is open to us, but it's not time to go there yet. Galuf is pretty torn up about Mr. Z's death, so we'll go to his hometown and pay our last respects



    Pretty blasé about that



    Somehow I lost the screenshot where Unne tells the Chancellor that Mr. Z was killed in the barrier tower explosion, and I'm not starting a new game just to recover it.


    But he's too lazy to execute us yet, so he just asks us to hang around until he gets around to it. We don't.

    There's not really anything else of interest in Surgate, so I guess we should probably try to save Cara. Now that we have a submarine, we can access the island the cure for cancer was on!

    We delve deep into the cave and find...nothing but a freaking turtle. Unne immediately starts beating the crap out of it.



    Protip: Don't study whores

    It's Dr. Archie Carr, Terra's foremost expert on everything. Especially turtles.

    Back to business...







    Archie advises us to take a moment and carefully ponder whether or not we should go through with it. We take this seriously as it deserves.



    There. Thought it over.

    Since we're sure, Archie gives us the key we'll need to enter the Great Forest of BFE (Butt-F*** Egypt, well beyond the pyramids. No, I don't get it either).


    w00t?

    But before we go...



    There are two more dots on our underwater map. One leads us to a cave that goes absolutely nowhere except for a forest with a chocobo that we have to leave alone, and the other leads to BFE, where everyone seems to be obsessed with fire. Terra's version of Karnak, I guess. I hope it's not prophetic.

    BFE is a fun place.


    After Yog-Sothoth, I hope we don't have to fight Smokey


    This was either an accidental fire, or one done on purpose


    And we're going into that

    Tomorrow: It's The End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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    Ha! Amusing episode.


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    Smokey the Bear is Satan????

    I am not going to deign that fire comment with a response.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    I am not going to deign that fire comment with a response.
    You just did.

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    BLAZE UR TEH FUNNIAST MANG ALOVE

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    Just read the entire thread. Mother of God. This is an incredible ride.

    Also that fire line was too perfect.

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