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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    Lord Bildo's Iron Dildo
    The Staff of BFE
    Chrono's Katana


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    Whip of the Dominatrix
    Lord Bildo's Iron Dildo
    Dirk Diggler

    I don't know what classes you're using but these three should give you some diversity!

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
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    You have to get Dirk Diggler.

    Quote Originally Posted by Madonna View Post
    Well played, Strife.
    I looked for the .gif that Doomy once posted of that scene, but I can't find it.

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    The Liberty Bell
    PTN's Harp
    Cupid's Bow

    These sound useless; use these. Also: sidequests. There are sidequests, right?

    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    I looked for the .gif that Doomy once posted of that scene, but I can't find it.
    It was an icon. He got rid of it.

    I hope Tzepish does not destroy Tule. That town is rad. Lix can go fall into the Void for all I care.

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    2 votes for the iron dildo, 2 for the diggler, and for the third I'll go with Gamblet's first selection since he posted first

    Chapter XIV: Island Shrine



    Off to get the weapons!




    I think I'll give this one to the twelve-year-old girl



    Meanwhile...







    Better find out where we need to go next


    Yeah, thanks for that. Asshole.

    But first...



    Let me guess: To keep the booze out of high school?

    Not much else here except we get the Black Chocobo back. That will come in handy later.

    On to the Island Shrine, situated in the middle of the Big Bridge


    Crap. More gargoyles

    Deep inside...


    It was pretty easy. I did this fight twice because I forgot to take screenshots



    I wonder why that happened?


    Oh.



    But first...



    So, a reminder, your choices are:

    OMGSCALIBUR
    The Liberty Bell
    PTN's Harp
    Whip of the Dominatrix
    Cupid's Bow
    Chrono's Katana
    Skemp's Axe For You
    Tonepoke's Pokemon Poker
    Scho-Ju Wajasaki's Wakizashi

    Sidenote: I may forego the long Saturday morning update since that will bring us to the fourth tablet; with side quests, I should be able to extend this project another week. We're still having fun, right?

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    I assume we only pick one weapon this time. I still think the Whip of the Dominatrix should be taken and given to Galuf. He seems like the kind of guy that would get off with having a whip while inside his granddaughter's supple young body.

    Can't believe I just smurfing said that.

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    Chrono's Katana


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    it's 3 weapons for each tablet.

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    Have you people never played V? Why are you commenting here instead of playing your own game?

    PTN's Harp
    Whip of the Dominatrix
    Chrono's Katana

    I am okay with whips. The Katana because I can afford to humor others.

    Tzepish's speech sounded exactly like every meeting I have ever been to, down to the comments about the volunteers. Good to know even monsters have to put up with synergy, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madonna View Post
    Have you people never played V? Why are you commenting here instead of playing your own game?
    I did not get this far on the Playstation version before my memory card was tampered with! I am going to endeavour to finish it one way or another though, thanks to the enjoyment gained from this experience!

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    Whip of the Dominatrix
    Skemp's Axe For You
    Tonepoke's Pokemon Poker

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    A lot of screenshots, not a lot of funny.

    Chapter XV: Cid and Jacob are Assholes




    Off to Cid and Jacob's Diabolical Lair, where a lot of unfunny dialogue ensues:






    So we split up...


    Uh...because you're creepy as hell?

    snip the tower climb with no dialogue whatsoever, and the first fight with no worthwhile dialogue.



    Now we can access the Catapult, where Cid is a victim of his own idiocy




    Well, since you asked nicely...






    Nice try.

    Later, while Cid is at work...






    Apparently, I'm supposed to do the underwater shrine first, but I didn't want to listen to the whole spiel over again so I just picked one randomly. Of course, I picked wrong, as I discovered when...






    Awfully nice of Leviathan to kill and eat Tzepish's goon for us, but not so nice of him to attack when I tried to thank him.

    Anyways...



    As a reminder, here are your choices. Pick THREE. I'm looking at you here, Jiro.

    OMGSCALIBUR
    The Liberty Bell
    Cupid's Bow
    Skemp's Axe For You
    Tonepoke's Pokemon Poker
    Scho-Ju Wajasaki's Wakizashi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    Skemp's Axe For You
    Tonepoke's Pokemon Poker
    Scho-Ju Wajasaki's Wakizashi


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    Oh man, I forgot how beautiful that Leviathan art is. Squaresoft, how I miss you.

    Skemp's Axe For You just sounds like something that should be kept until the end. Some of these names come from posters/people from the Devil's Jockstrap, maybe? Old Man Bleys, give us a history lesson.

    The Liberty Bell
    Cupid's Bow
    Scho-Ju Wajasaki's Wakizashi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamblet View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    Skemp's Axe For You
    Tonepoke's Pokemon Poker
    Scho-Ju Wajasaki's Wakizashi

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