Aren't you forgetting the secret weapon in the secret room that doesn't exist that I just made up?
Aren't you forgetting the secret weapon in the secret room that doesn't exist that I just made up?
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I...actually don't know any tDJ members except Satsu.
Time is kind of kicking my ass today; played twice as long as usual and still don't have enough usable screenshots for a proper update, so here's what I have; next update will have to be the last--I checked guides and there's not enough content left in the game for another week's worth of chapters
Chatper XVI: This Chapter Sucks And Is Short
Off to the get the final tablet, which, as promised, is in an underwater cave.
GDI, more gargoyles; but with 9 of the Elite Weapons of de Ownage, it's easy to knock them out in the same round
Inside we find some dwarves who provide us with much-needed screenshots
Naturally, there's a fight at the tablet..
eww.
There's only 3 Elite Weapons left, so no sense screenshotting their aquisition.
There was no dialogue whatsoever in the Walz Tower.
Next, it's off to the Jachol Cave to get into a secret entrance to Bal Castle...time to get that treasure that wasn't attainable before the worlds merged!
Saw that coming
Bal Castle is pretty much the same as we left it, except without Galuf and Cara.
Oh, and one other minor difference
streme Wheelie
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King Lunch they call him. The most delicious king ever!
That guard is as bad as Galuf; he seems to be a big influence in the gourmand world.
Citizen Bleys, you only have one course left to you: provide witty commentary and fluff out the story, because we have to get to the end. This is a train, and people do not get off trains. Well, unless they crash and die.
I'm not sure I want to know what the thongs of chaos do.
It is a sad day when the end is near, but this has lasted several weeks now. Now you need to find amusing translations for other games!
ReloadPsi is already doing one for FFVI, so I think I'll leave this paradigm alone for a bit.
It obviously was not a trap.
Thanks for being patient with me when I ran out of time. So, as a special reward, I wanted to do something nice for you. Instead of waiting for the next time I had set aside to do an update, I made some time for a super duper ultra fun MEGAUPDATE two days early! More than twice as many screenshots as any other update before!
Chapter XVII: Denouément
When we left our heroes, they were about to board a black chocobo and head to the only part of the world where the airship can't land. There, we find a mysterious tower with 29 freaking floors.
At the top, we meet an old friend.
FLASHBACK TIME!
*weepy-eyed*
North of there is a mountain. Oh, it's the same damn mountain we walked through the first time we needed to get weed for a hiryuu.
And then...
That's right, there was no fight. He just said okay!
With that done, it is time for the final showdown with Tzepish. If we can get to him. There's only an entire fortress filled with elite goons to fight.
Inside...
Galuf's got a point. That is a really good deal. What is Mugenjou, France or something? Wait a minute, never mind, they haven't surrendered even once
It doesn't take us long to find a goon squad member.
We? I only see one of you.
If you haven't been paying attention to the filenames of these screenshots, this would be a good one to check
He (she?) was a pushover, by the way.
Further in...
Good deal.
Inside Mugenjou proper, we meet an old friend.
And kill him.
Finally! The final battle! Which is actually kind of ironic since we're only about a quarter of the way through this update!
Your true power sucks, Tzepish. It sounds like another one of your famous long-winded speeches is about to start. That's not true power, it's just a lot of words
Hey wait a minute, I was just like those dorks!
Am I the only one that thinks this is a better explanation than the one that was actually in the original game?
Finally, Tzepish shows us his true power and sucks us into a vortex with a quick spell that I missed my chance to screenshot after I hadn't saved a state since the start of his long-winded speech.
Meanwhile, in the vortex:
Awkward.
You know, this might just have been worth the trip to Hell. It'll be much easier to cut down Tzepish with 8 people.
Dorgann is off the hook!
I have now exceeded the maximum number of images that the board will allow in one post. We are a little over half way through what I have, so I guess I will have to double-post the rest. I bet that makes WesLY happy. Does that make you happy, WesLY? Screw you.
Speaking of off the hook, time for a Galuf love-fest for no reason.
Tzepish has got no business complaining about a scene dragging on after his many, many hannibal speeches
Anyways, FIGHT TIME!
AND I SPEAK ALL CAPS
OK, let's have a look.
Impressive! No, not really. Four seconds later, Tzepish is dead
No, our reward is to have our superpowers sucked out to reconstruct the fricking crystals.
Why do I get the feeling that "more awesome" has nothing to do with why Galuf wants to wait?
The letter reads...
So much for Unne being immune to Spoof
Later...
How, uh, sweet?
Well, that's all from me, but Tzepish would like to say a few words in parting.
Well, it's been a wild ride. I hope you've had as much fun following this as I have playing through it for you. Just imagine, this whole shebang never would have happened if I hadn't joined the CK competition on a whim and been forced do to actual work in order to stay into it.
If you've enjoyed this abomination of a thread, remember to set your posts-per-page setting to maximum so you can come back and File->Save as (Web Page, Complete) lest this thread go the way of this one and this one.
Citizen Bleys Maynard, signing off.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Jolly good show, Bleys.
You are bubbling with enthusiasm, huh? Good getting this far already; it takes a lot of prt scr taps to make this many screenshots.Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Oh you.
That would have been pretty epic, to have one long contiguous battle with the goon squad. It would have turned into a mini-Tower of Kefka, the tower being composed of corpses of previous goons.
Bloody brilliant explanation, really. The only time I feared a gigantic tree previous to this was when I encountered one in Dark Souls and he decided to knock the floor from under me.
Am I the only one that thinks this is a better explanation than the one that was actually in the original game?
Kalilung stared at me in disgust as I completely lost composure over this. Really, blaming everything on a tree, Dorgann? At least blame the coke and hookers.
Dorgann is off the hook!
New Luv Luv couple, huh.
So this was pretty great.
Hasn't this already been done?
If it has, I feel left out on the horror. We can improve this.
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