Chapter V: Bare-It's Privateers?

Short one inbound; I didn't want to go too far tonight since if I recall correctly, the Earth Crystal is closer than ever.

Now that the WORLD is ours to command, it's time to visit that Jachol place that everyone says is so great.


Not a great start...


Yes! A clue! Now I know where to go!

But before that, I have a hankering to visit Istory and get Ramuh. Istory's a fun town.



Naaaah



This always happens to me

Well, I guess we'd better follow up on that clue from Jack Hole. Crescent Island looks peaceful and idyllic. Surely a lovely place!


It can't be...


Crap.


Thanks a bunch, you spooge-slurping sphincter cannon

Great. Now I'm stranded on a desert island with a psychopath who causes earthquakes with his freakin' mind, the guy who killed my father, a jew, and...well, Lenna's not so bad. But wait, what's this?


Doesn't this look familiar? I think I saw these in FFIV


w00t!

Now I can cross the seas and sufficiently low-peaked mountains! Take that, Dr. Cid! In fact, I'm going to go back right now and gloat.


That went well.

We can't be exiled! I've got so much to live for! It'll be horrible! It'll be...what's that, Faris?



Forgetting something, Faris? Let me remind you:


Yeah that's right, bitch. Wakarimasen disagrees.

But still...


We'll always have our superpowers

Well then, no help for it. Off to spend the rest of our lives wandering in the desert all alone.



Tomorrow: Sand In Our Vaginas